[after watching Gordon throw a ball that missed a slowly moving target]. Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever. Justin: Um, me? Peter: I don't know, Steve. Naturally being American they have to add their own sense of drama so we have compiled a list of the best genuine American Soccer (football) jargon we could find. I heard he said something about Israel that's led to him getting endorsements from far-right commentators like Ian Miles Chong and now people are begging others to not even put him on the ballot. I have been to the Great Wall of China. I like to call that "the jackpot". I created myself! Peter La Fleur: I know. 100 Funniest Sports Quotes Zack Pumerantz @ z_pumerantz. Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense in a really sad way. That is until he has a chance encounter with (pre-controversy) Lance Armstrong, who recounts the personal setbacks that he suffered through over his athletic career. But I'm a big fan of yours. "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Quotes." Patches: No! Rawson Marshall Thurber. White is furious upon learning that Globo Gym now belongs to Average Joe's.]. and Bernice begins crying in a deep voice]. White Goodman: You can't be my boss! Patches: All I know is that dyke can play! Peter La Fleur: You had me at blood and semen. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. [Patches hurls a wrench in Justin's face, and he screams in pain], Justin: [screams] Oh, my God! It takes determination, hard work, and perseverance, and you’re not going to get any of that without some kind of motivational speech to kick things off. “I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. That's the problem with the American cinema: Can't handle any complexity. White Goodman: Cram it up your cramhole, LaFleur! Sure, you can find inspiration anywhere, but it’s still up to you to make the best out of the situation you’re in, and not give up just because you hit a rough patch. Peter La Fleur: Just don't go cryin' to your mommy when I spank you in front of all these people, White. Much of the humour is pure visual slapstick; some of it purely dialogue driven so there is a mixture of comedy. I for one will be a gentleman and go over to congratulate each and every one of them. Which as of last night is Average Joe's Gym! See what Template (templatedesignform) has discovered on Pinterest, the world's biggest collection of ideas. These woodsmen probably haven't even smelled a woman in eight months. I feel shocked. Peter La Fleur: Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card. reaction from his co-commentator, much like how the American commentators in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" behaved the previous season. For everyone’s sake. That way you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here. I'd never allow it. I wasn't aware I was paying you to "socialize". White Goodman: Stick it in your ear, La Fleur. White Goodman: Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro? You're going down like a sweet muffin! In her home country of Romanovia, dodgeball is the national sport and her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball. Peter La Fleur: Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure this is completely necessary? Gordon: Well, I guess I'm not really an angry person. --Jeff Shannon, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Screenplay », Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story's quotes, https://www.quotes.net/movies/dodgeball:_a_true_underdog_story_quotes_3193. Kate Veatch: You're not. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. The official script for "Conjoined Fetus Lady" was released by South Park Studios. Well good luck to you Peter. We have no idea why Patches uses a wheelchair. The commentators during the dodgeball tournament don’t even mention how he became a wheelchair user. I guess high school's changed a lot since I was a kid. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals? 14 fucking chuck norris. Patches: If you're gonna learn to be true dodgeballers, then you've gotta learn the five D's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! ], [An Average Joe's commercial is seen in which is now newly renovated and successful due to Peter's better money management and business skills.]. Peter: Don't forget, youth dodge ball classes are forming right now. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. (kisses Joyce passionately), [The scene switches to the Average Joe's team including Steve donning his uniform and pirate attire standing together for a picture.]. NOBODY. White Goodman: What about the time you sent me a stripper for Globo-Gym's one year anniversary. Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser? White Goodman: There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. [a buffed Globo Gym member is lifting weights]. 0. Your gym isn't worth four. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts? To celebrate one of the most uplifting tales about getting bashed in the face with rubber balls, here are seven lines from Dodgeball that you can use when it’s time to inspire your teammates. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. [empties the sack] If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. And the clock. But if you don’t have one, … ], [Enraged, she throws her cap at Bernice for getting their team disqualified and walks off. How's this for impressive trivia: Dodgeball faced off against The Terminal in opening-weekend competition, and 29-year-old writer-director Rawson Marshall Thurber aced Steven Spielberg by a score of $30 to $18.7 in box-office millions. He might have been killed by two tons of irony, but Patches’ words will live on forever. White: You-- You can't do anything to me! Lance Armstrong: Ya, that's me. Let's see if it pays off for 'em. It’s borderline unfair to bring in Jason Bateman and Gary Cole this late in the movie and just let them cook. Patches O'Houlihan: Always remember the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine! Hi, can you give examples of electronic games, the … Your parents don't even love you. White:[finishing a ride on the skis] Yeah! White Goodman: I know you just said that. I'm White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what you got. Cotton McKnight : In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. Kate: Don't worry about him, Justin, he's a jerk. The gym is mine! Nobody's my boss! Truck Owner:[playing with his belly button] That's it boy! Owen: What are the chances on the same day right across the street? Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. [Patches has everyone lined up to explain the strategies of dodgeball]. White Goodman: I know you. Cotton McKnight: It looks like the clock is about to strike midnight on this Cinderella story, turning Average Joe's into the proverbial pumpkin. I'm also a client. hide. But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste! I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. Peter: You're right. Kate Veatch: That... is a really interesting painting. Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Owen: I'm gonna catch up with you guys later. Point being, inspiration should be timeless, and it should be able to transcend any one person who’s ever said them. White Goodman: Thank you. Directed by. Also, the two commentators are a treat, played by Gary Cole and Jason Bateman. White Goodman: We ARE the Globo Gym Purple Cobras... and we will, we will, rock you! You gotta get angry! I'd never allow it. [Peter is smug as most of the Girls Scouts, troop 417 stare in anger at a large, well-built girl scout with a mustache and hairy arms named Bernice who got them disqualified for doing just that. White Goodman: Well, isn't that convenient for you? Continuity mistake: In the qualifier between Average Joe's and the Girl scouts, Peter starts talking to the girl he hit while another girl throws a ball at him. Cotton McKnight: We haven't seen Average Joe's yet. [Justin raises his hand] Queerbait, go ahead. [The Casino Host opens up the treasure chest to reveal the $5 million Peter won off a long shot bet he made on Average Joe's to win.]. Nobody's my boss! [The scene switches to Peter's dog walking in the living room, revealing Peter sleeping on the couch.]. [Justin raises his hand] Queerbait, go ahead. Gordon: Umm guys, guys. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. That's no mean feat for a newcomer, but Thurber's lowbrow script and rapid-fire direction--along with a sublime cast of screen comedians--proved to be just what moviegoers were ravenous for: a consistently hilarious, patently formulaic romp in which the underdog owner of Average Joe's Gym (Vince Vaughn) faces foreclosure unless he can raise $50,000 in 30 days. ], [The Girls Scouts Team: Troop 417 are smug and anticipating being declared eligible until a man runs up to the stage with a note card for the announcer to read, alarmed by what he found.]. Web. Pepper: Yeah, he will not be able to see very well, Cotton. I'm off the clock. It could be a psychological ploy, or something worse. There’s an old saying about how inspiration can come from the most unlikely of places, and when things start looking grim for the Average Joe’s, Peter’s all but given up, electing to drown his sorrows at the closest bar. [another girl scout whacks Peter out with a ball]. His attire is usually [Peter and the others turn their attention to the male owner who is obviously using his dog to force Justin to wash his truck's wheels.]. My gym's worth over $4 million. I created myself! Say... the controlling state of Globo Gym. You haven't even got cup holders. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*. Dodgeball Fun Facts : Page 2 This category is for questions and answers and fun facts related to Dodgeball ., as asked by users of FunTrivia.com. Where's your killer instinct, son? Peter: I think the lady asked you to leave. White Goodman: Do you smell that fitness? Steve the Pirate: Steve's gotta go drain the sea-monster. I just can't get enough of it. Justin: Steve! A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain. He began his career as a speechwriter for U.S. presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford before entering the entertainment field as an actor, comedian, and game show host. 8 dodgeball quotes white goodman. Right, kids? [a picture of a 600-pound White Goodman from 14 years ago] That's me. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late. Dodgeball did it before Community. I like to break a mental sweat too. He is tall and has light skin and a very muscular physique. Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton. White Goodman: Well, that's it. Kate Veatch: You don't get to touch me, ever! I have shareholders. White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. [Gordon then runs over to Peter, Steve, Owen and Dwight, alarmed by the truck owner and his dog.]. [climbing on the rocky wall; grunts] And that's where we come in. White Goodman: Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it. DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid. Theatrical release poster. Quotes from the Movie Dodgeball. A unique backdrop and usual plot, this movie is sopping with slapstick comedy and sordid silliness. Peter La Fleur: Nothing. Although, it’s important to remember, lines like this work best as metaphors, so don’t take it quite as literally as Patches did. And by the end of the film, Peter starts to realize what’s really important. Call-Back: After Kenny is killed during the Dodgeball final, one of the Chinese commentators says "I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln", and gets a Dude, Not Funny! Peter La Fleur: I'm not sure where you're going with this. White Goodman: Your "gym" is a skidmark on the underpants of society. I can't make you sell back my gym, so I'll just take your advice and invest in something. But seriously, I've got 'em. Lance Armstrong: Quit? White Goodman: Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade... Laser... Blazer... Kate Veatch: Are you reading the dictionary? A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. White Goodman: Stick it in your ear, La Fleur. How do I know? Good guy wins. Fatty make a funny? Which as of last night is Average Joe's Gym! Peter La Fleur: Hang on a second. Owen: Wait, you're telling me that there's a guy who dresses like a pirate on our team? Girl Scout: Why would you hit a girl? Young Patches: "But remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. savers. Steve: I just want to say I thought about what you said and you were right I'm not really a pirate. White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. In the climactic scene of the final Dodgeball match, TV announcer Cotton McKnight uses the term "Down goes Goodman! Steve: (Reverting back to the lovable pirate he is) Gar! Peter: Not nearly as much as your hair does, that's for sure. Kate Veatch: I'm not a banker, I'm a lawyer. But let me hit you with some knowledge. "Heeeeey." I'm my own boss! So you can take your band of yellow-bellied losers and just crawl on outta here! What did he do? Pepper Brooks: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton. White: Here at Globo Gym, we understand that Ugliness and Fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. Peter: Hi, I'm Peter LaFleur, owner and operator of Average Joe's gym and I'm here to tell you, you're perfect the way you are. Yeah, that's me, taking the bull by the horns. ESPN8: The Ocho presented by KFC Battle of the Buckets – Programming Schedule “Ladies and Gentleman, prepare to witness the greatest happening in sport…” Peter: I'm not sure where you're going with this. Peter: Come on. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal. White Goodman: That's perpostrous! Kate Veatch: For instance, do you realize you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months? Patches: That's what this sack of wrenches is for. The girl who throws the ball is almost right in front of him but you can see the ball that hits Peter comes in from the right of screen and hits between the top of his left shoulder and the bottom of his neck. 11 dodgeball white goodman quotes. Cotton McKnight: Do you believe in unlikelihoods? What does Pete call the financial records that he stores in his closet? Let's see if it pays off for 'em. Unfortunately, commentators Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks from "DodgeBall" will not be available when ESPN8 airs on Tuesday. Kate: [Kate throws a dodgeball underhand, breaking off the head of the White Goodman cutout. [Eats a chicken thigh] Fuckin' Chuck Norris! But Thurber, Vaughn, Stiller, and their well-cast costars (including Stiller's off-screen wife, Christine Taylor) keep the big laughs coming for 96 nonsensical minutes. G oing onto court and taking on a game with Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, prepare to be pelted, pummeled and pounded with humor, but ready to dodge the crassness it will throw at you as well. Kate: Globo Gym is a publicly-traded company, there's nothing you can do about it. 1. My cousin Ray-Ray, boop. You ready for the, whoo, hurricane? 9 funny dodgeball quotes. Simple, direct, and undeniably true, this is the ‘get lemons, make lemonade’ mantra that lives at the very core of Dodgeball. Peter La Fleur: Hey, White. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. Lance Armstrong: Ya, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. I'm my own boss! Pepper Brooks: They're definitely not on the court, Cotton. Patches O'Houlihan: There's a room full of guys and a lezbo counting on you! Cotton McKnight: It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian. [wheels out a bandaged-like-a-mummy person in a wheelchair] Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. List 23 wise famous quotes about Postulates: You can't do anything absolutely by reason. Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No one knows that better than Peter, who’s based his entire business model around the simple idea that “I’m okay, you’re okay.” While some people mock him mercilessly for it (looking at you, White Goodman), when Peter’s in need of a dodgeball team, his friends are all right there for him without a second thought. A member of the girls scout walks over to her furious. Let’s get this out of the way: Winning isn’t an easy thing to do. [Patches punches Gordon in the crotch and watches as he collapses]. Permalink: I am in extreme state of arousal. Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. Cotton: It looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself. Analyst III August 21, 2012 Comments. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself. Down goes Frazier!" Quotes. Pepper Brooks: Ooh, Ouchtown, population you, bro! . Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (also known simply as Dodgeball) is a 2004 American sports comedy film written and directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber and starring Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller . 15 May 2021. I'm laughing already. But that all changed once I founded Globo Gym. Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? The solution: A dodgeball tournament offering $50K to the winners, in which Vaughn and his nerdy clientele team up against the preening, abhorrently narcissistic owner (Ben Stiller) of Globo Gym, who's threatening a buy-out. Oh, hello. Socially. Let's see if it pays off for 'em. White Goodman: Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I once was. White Goodman: And they love you. You gotta get MEAN! White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. You're going down, La Fleur! Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? White Goodman: Oh, hello, Kate. Peter La Fleur: Kate, it's time for you to put your mouth where our balls are. Dwight: Whatever you do, wash your hands. It's how I handle business. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur. See more ideas about Youth sports, Dodgeball, Development programs. White Goodman: This doesn't concern you, La Fleur. Patches: You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat! Kate Veatch: I'm curious, is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life? Cotton McKnight: Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a ménage à trois of pain. Peter La Fleur: They usually follow good nights, Dwight. Of course, inspiration doesn’t have to turn your team into a bunch of bloodthirsty maniacs to be effective. So you can take your band of yellow-bellied losers and just crawl on outta here! White Goodman: Last I heard, my gym makes money. share. I do. With Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor, Vince Vaughn, Rip Torn. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story is much more than a simple, lighthearted sports comedy that pitted rival gym owners against one another. Joe's be the only place for me! And that’s fantastic. Pepper Brooks: Pepper needs new shorts, Cotton! Eight years of softball. No one’s nosy about it, and no one thinks it’s a vital part of his backstory. [The dog barks forcing Justin to work faster], [Peter collects Justin and the other guys and retreats to Average Joe's Gym. When happy-go-lucky Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn) learns that his gym, Average Joe’s, is being threatened with foreclosure, he rallies his ragtag group of friends to come to his aid and help save the day. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here. Peter LaFleur. Pepper Brooks: Effin' A, Cotton, Effin' A! Bad guy loses. You're their Fonzie, Pete. White Goodman: Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky. [Peter is seen with Kate (who is now his girlfriend), Dwight, Gordon with his children, Steve the Pirate, Justin, Amber (Justin's pregnant girlfriend), Owen and Fran. Peter: Nothing. That goes for everyone, by the way. Yours doesn't. In some cases, there's two somebodies for one person. 7 best dodgeball quotes. And I know you know that I know you. Announcer: Unfortunately for Troop 417, during the ADAA-required random drug screening, one of your player's urine tested positive for three separate types of anabolic steroids, and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer. An approach like his won’t just inspire your team to win, it could ignite some kind of primal instinct that’ll have them picking the victory out of their teeth for weeks to come. Please to make sex all over my face. Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there. White Goodman: You happy? But if you feel like losing a few pounds, eating healthier and making a few friends in the process, then Joe's is the place for you. They haven't made it to the court. If you prove to your team that they can handle the worst things that life can throw at them (like a wrench), there’ll be no stopping what you’ll be able to accomplish when you work together. Pepper: That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Patches’ motivational speeches are always a good thing, but this one is extra special, considering that he gives it from beyond the grave. White Goodman: Yes, but it was also a man! Oct 22, 2018 - Promoting Dodgeball through Youth development programs . "Whoa! Peter La Fleur: Don't worry so much about this Amber situation. Joyce: I caught an earlier fIight, I wouldn't have miss this for the world! Cotton McKnight: Average Joe's has a tough job, facing the Lumberjacks. The dodgeball tournament in Las Vegas is another main feature, where there are some cameos from David Hasselhoff, Chuck Norris and William Shatner. I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all of King Midas' silver. [The Average Joe's smile and they're on the cover for the Obscure Sports Quarterly with the title Average Joe's Wins it All. While they’re at it, they learn to work together as a well-oiled machine in order to keep their workout spot from becoming part of Globo Gym, a soulless corporation run by mustachioed egomaniac White Goodman (Ben Stiller). Say... the controlling stake of Globo Gym. ESPN 8. I'm just kidding. Unbelievable. 13 dip duck dive dodge quote. Get in there nice and deep like. But don't just take my word for it. If you master the five D's, no amount of balls on earth can hit you. Best of The Announcers, Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks from ESPN 8, The Ocho. I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. White Goodman: But that actually happened, though. It'll all work itself out in the end. [Average Joe's Team cheering, alongside Fran who is with Owen. (Walks away with his team minus Fran and steals a kid's hot dog) Give me that. White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances. Or...I--Um...shouldn't we learn by...y'know, like dodging balls that are thrown at us, or...? 11 Responses to “Capitalization Rules for the Names of Games” John on August 04, 2011 4:55 am. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. White Goodman: Date! In which case, I got some shackles in the back. Peter La Fleur: I'm your new boss, White. Peter: Everyone, smile big for the camera! **Select quotes from “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” may have been zealously overused in the making of this press release. Patches O'Houlihan: I love the smell of queef in the morning. It’s a testament to the value of teamwork, and the importance of having the right leader at the helm. Tired of the brats, he hurls the ball, knocking a scout to the ground]. White: You can't be my boss! 0 of 100. It is located here! We're better than you! Kate: What are you doing here? That's the only way you can play! ), [Steve shows up having cleaned himself up and faces Peter in the middle of the celebration.]. If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and hump it into submission, that's the only way! Peter: So, I would control Globo Gym and... everything that Globo Gym owns. Steve the Pirate: Garrr! When Peter tells him of his decision to quit, Armstrong actually wishes him luck on a decision he sincerely hopes doesn’t turn into something he’ll later regret. I can't make you sell back my gym, so I'll just take your advice and invest in something. save. Down goes Goodman!" [They throw dodgeball at Peter and co, and having a blast in it. keepers. Big freagin' surprise. Accuracy: A team of editors takes feedback from our visitors to keep trivia as up to date and as accurate as possible. [Peter and a few of the guys spy on the bikini clad girls hosting a car wash across the street which attracts more customers than the Average Joe's Gym All Male Car Wash.]. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger kids for your team. 12 patches o’houlihan quotes. Having Chuck Norris on your side doesn’t really hurt either. If you master the five D's, no amount of balls on earth can hit you. White: That's preposterous! Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. I'm gonna have a bathroom... go to the drink... in the bathroom. Peter? White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you. [still writhing in agony on the floor]. Pepper Brooks: I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton. Average Joe's has shocked the dodgeball pundits and made it to tomorrow's round where we'll separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, and the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian. Peter LaFleur. Peter La Fleur: Really? Whoo, do they love you. Including all possible Canadians. Kate: You are amazing. He's now obese from drowning his sorrows in junk food]. You know you. Just like those mysterious stains on that old scarf of his. 2. Peter: Uh, Patches, is this really necessary? Patches O'Houlihan: Sometimes you gotta grab life by the haunches and hump it into submission. Peter La Fleur: The stripper was meant to be congratulatory. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Patches O'Houlihan: My sweet dick, it's magic! Go out and kick it. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined. [Peter is the only player in his team left to fight off the girl scouts in the regional qualifying match. Justin: Um, me? It's a metaphor. Where is it you go to do... whatever it is that you do? Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball. Related quizzes can be found here: Dodgeball . Pepper Brooks: They must masturbate a lot, Cotton. Peter: Alliteration aside, I think I'll take my chances. Peter La Fleur: Not nearly as much as your hair does. Not to be a naysayer or anything, but the only customer that we had so far that weird guy who keeps paying Justin to wash his truck. Right? Their absence is noticeable. Postulates defy proof and yet they are Losers. Patches: Necessary? White Goodman: I'm thinking of opening a new Globo Gym down in Mexico City, so I've been boning up on my Spanish. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. Spare me, I won that tournament. I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all of King Midas' silver. That’s the kind of loyalty you can build with a more laid-back approach to leadership that will (probably) lead to fewer insults being slung behind your back. Dwight: I'm just saying, it happens. Patches O'Houlihan: Come on! Hi, purple. Dear Barbara. White Goodman: I'm not sure where you're going with this. That's because reason depends on postulates. Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match. I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all of King Midas' silver. Dodgeball is about Peter LaFleur, a man who makes his money by running Average Joe's, a failing gym with only a few members.White Goodman has purchased Average Joe's.LaFleur then Finds him self playing dodgeball with friends to save the gym. Me'Shell: (another buff member of the Globo Gym Purple Cobras is seen restraining White) Another time, another time. Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament. The gold standard for sports movie commentators. Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop. Peter La Fleur: You're right, White. W-H-I-T... E. White Goodman: You're going down like a sweet muffin! Peter: You're adopted. I'm afraid by rule, your team must be disqualified. Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. The rest of the team stares at her] What? 1.3k comments. White Goodman: You don't go cryin' to your daddy after I wipe it up with your face. 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