You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. The former World War II Naval captain of PT-73 - now a fun-loving black marketeer - reunites with his crew to battle a bumbling Russian terrorist. Here is Ernest Borgnine as the original McHale. Lt. Penelope Carpenter. Vladakov attempts to kill Cobra using his stealth boat. He's brought out of retirement when his old nemesis turned the second best terrorist in the world, Major Vladakov (Tim Curry), takes over the island of San Moreno and starts building a nuclear launch silo on it. Cobra lands safely and reveals that he is McHale's father, none other than now Admiral Quinton McHale, Sr. and former WWII era commander of the PT-73. Cast. [1], Sidney Sheinberg, whose production company Bubble Factory produced the film for Universal, said: "McHale’s Navy was a disaster. The film was a critical and commercial failure. Cast & Crew. Learning on the job ... See full summary », The mad terrorist Alex Windham takes over a small scientific community on another planet and forces Dome 4's inhabitants to build him some bombs. "[5] On Metacritic the film has a weighted average score of 18 out of 100, based on 10 critics, indicating "overwhelming dislike". It won the awards for Worst Actor (Arnold) and Worst Resurrection of a TV Show at the 1997 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards. Quinton McHale 141 Episodes (2018-2020) Joe Flynn Capt. This entire event is witnessed by a young boy named Roberto who takes pictures of the governor, the Major, and his men. Capt. A story about a man who travels back in time to Fort Worth, Texas on November 22, 1963 and prevents the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Sgt. After Roberto inadvertently alerts Vladakov to McHale's presence, (mostly thanks to the jersey that McHale gave him and the team), Vladakov uses his new stealth boat to blow up McHale's home and nearly destroys his PT-73, a decommissioned PT Boat, which reveals that they have a rather bad history with each other. Cast. Slowly both Parker and Carpenter realize that Binghamton is an incompetent officer. Check out some of the IMDb editors' favorites movies and shows to round out your Watchlist. Based on the hit 1960s television show. Especially, the "monkey scene". Tom Dodge is assigned as Captain to the USS Stingray, an old diesel driven submarine that has seen better days. McHale rejects the mission, saying he wants nothing to do with it, or with Binghamton. Quinton McHale. Capt. The satellite photos are actually his way of spying on the opposing children's baseball team. Two misguided youths join the reserves to make some money for their entrepreneurial dreams. With help from his old crew and hindrances from Captain Wallace B. Binghampton (Dean Stockwell), who sank a cruise liner a while back, McHale tries to put Vladakov out of business. A regular guy from America becomes king of England after a royal wipe-out puts him next in line. Commander Quinton McHale, Jr. (Called 'Skipper' by his old crew) At the Pentagon, Cobra (Ernest Borgnine), who is a Naval Admiral, finds out about Vladakov's presence on San Moreno and instructs Binghamton to stand down in favor of McHale, revealing that he was once a highly decorated, top covert-operative. Rest of cast listed alphabetically: Erick Avari ... European Leader (uncredited) James Hong ... Asian Leader (uncredited) What Is Your Favorite War or Military Comedy? Jobless loser Tommy Collins is sequestered to be a juror in a serial killer trial. D. Binghamton, tired of sitting on the side lines, attempts an attack on Vladakov's base but upon arrival, it is vacated and shown to be a front. View production, box office, & company info. Use the HTML below. However, the base is now commanded by newly arrived Captain Wallace B. Binghamton (Dean Stockwell) and Lieutenant Penelope Carpenter (Debra Messing). The script sounds like five year olds wrote it. In its opening weekend the film earned $2.2 million and came in 7th place at the box office. Lt. Cmdr. On Caribbean, on the Island of San Moreno, a trio of important looking men (a Chinese militant, a Russian General, and a European businessman) are meeting with the island's governor. This FAQ is empty. When the Emperor of China issues a decree that one man per family must serve in the... "Miss World 1970: The launch of a revolution", "If it chooses you, nothing can save you. Binghamton appears to agree but enlists Ensign Charles Parker (David Alan Grier) to spy on McHale. Former marine and cop Jeff Erickson starts a new life after meeting his dream girl, Jill, running a bookshop, until they decide to become the modern Bonnie and Clyde. Tom Arnold. He does everything he can to prolong the trial and deliberations to take full advantage of the free lodging and food. (Except for True Lies, which I haven't seen yet. When the governor tells Vladakov that his operations are disrupting the lives of the villagers, Vladakov and his men invade the village during their fiesta, blowing it up, and displacing everyone that lived there. Bilko is a well-liked conman in charge of the army base's motor pool, developing a hover tank and unofficially of gambling etc. All of whom have succeeded to make me laugh in other things they've done, but here not even close. If you must see a movie with Tom Arnold, I recommend....uh,...You'll have to get back with me on that one. The cast is great, yet TOM ARNOLD IS IN IT! Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale (Tom Arnold) spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew, ice cream, and swimsuit calendars. Ensign Charles T. Parker. Rated PG for action/violence, mild language and innuendos, '31 Days of Oscar' honors James Dean, Frank Sinatra, other 1955 Best Actor nominees, Whitney Houston, Jennie Rivera and more of 2012's Gone but Not Forgotten. With help from his old crew and hindrances from Captain Wallace B. Binghampton (Dean Stockwell), who sank a cruise liner a while back, McHale tries to put Vladakov out of business. Stationed at the base are his old crew: Virgil (Bruce Campbell), a cigar-chomping ladies man and gunner; Happy (French Stewart), the team lookout who lives in a treehouse; Willie (Henry Cho), the team techie and moonshine maker; Gruber (Danton Stone), a slightly portly card-player and cigar horder; and Christy (Brian Haley), the group's musclehead who can unscrew a bottle cap with his eye. • Tom Arnold as Lt. Too bad they couldn't destroy Tom. Yes I know that doesn't make sense.) (1997). He was monitoring communications between McHale and Cobra and is aware that Cobra is en route to San Moreno to help take out Vladakov. Roberto is aboard and he tries to short out the boat to no avail. Quinton McHale. Lt. Cmdr. In short....It sucks. The misadventures of a misfit PT boat crew during World War II. Capt. Tom Arnold. Jeff Cross
. McHale sets up a camp site for the villagers and, after invading Vladakov's base to find out what's going on, heads to Cuba for supplies to fix the re-commissioned PT-73 and to combat Vladakov. S P O I L E R S A H E A DSeeing Tom Arnold's name on a movie is a sign that it is going to suck. After Ensign Parker saves Roberto, McHale successfully kills Vladakov using a torpedo he bought in Cuba, as revenge for Vladakov killing Roberto's father in Panama. McHale's Navy was nominated for a Razzie Award for Worst Remake or Sequel, losing to Speed 2: Cruise Control. 13 Things You Never Knew About 'True Lies' on its 25th Anniversary. Binghamton believes his men have gone native and confiscates all of the products McHale has sold them. Anyway, this is by far his worst film to date. Ernest Borgnine was the only member of the original television show's cast to appear in the film. This shocks Binghamton, but he relays the message to McHale. Dean Stockwell. I'm not pretending it wasn’t a disaster". It grossed a total of $4.5 million in ticket sales, against a production budget of $42 million. Windham is unaware, however, that ... See full summary ». They have to go to the island and do stuff that would destroy the terrorist. The next morning finds retired Lt. Add the first question. This is the first film I have hated that had DAVID ALAN GRIER, FRENCH STEWART, and TIM CURRY IN IT! This product uses the TMDb API but is not endorsed or certified by TMDb. The plot? Upon learning that the village was destroyed, McHale accepts the assignment with the stipulations that he be given his old crew, men stationed at San Ysidro, and complete autonomy from Binghamton. He's brought out of retirement when his old nemesis turned the second best terrorist in the world, Major Vladakov (Tim Curry), takes over the island of San Moreno and starts building a nuclear launch silo on it. ", "The Helen Reddy story and the song that inspired a revolution", 'Love, Weddings and Other Disasters' Trailer, 'The Opening Act' Interviews with Jimmy O. Yang & Steve Byrne. "McHale's Navy (1997) - Financial Information", "The Bottom Line on Box-Office Champs (and Chumps)", "Sheinberg, Universal End Production Deal After 2 Years", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=McHale%27s_Navy_(1997_film)&oldid=978343194, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, This page was last edited on 14 September 2020, at 09:53. 4 of 12 people found this review helpful. After paying him a suitcase full of money for a special operation, the three men are joined, via helicopter, by Major Vladakov (Tim Curry), the second best terrorist in the world, who will be in charge of the operation. With help from his old crew and hindrances from Captain Wallace B. Binghampton (Dean Stockwell), who sank a cruise liner a while back, McHale tries to put Vladakov out of business. Title: Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. Debra Messing. Looking for some great streaming picks? Director. Wallace B. Binghampton. There was literally not a single funny joke in this film, that's pretty impressive considering that the cast had David Alan Greer, Bruce Campbell, French Stewart, Tim Curry, Debrah Messing and of course McHale himself Tom Arnold. Travel back in time to check out the early roles of some of Hollywood's heavy hitters. Plus, see what some of your favorite '90s stars look like now. Wallace B. Binghampton. Lt. Penelope Carpenter. Vladakov takes control of the baseball field and beach on San Moreno to set up his base of operations. D. Dean Stockwell. Written by Commander Quinton McHale (Tom Arnold) making his way to the Naval base of San Ysidro, where he does some trading with the officers. D. Debra Messing. Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? No sooner than they finish basic training are they called up to do their part to save the free world. He wants to resurrect his career after having mistakenly sunk a luxury cruise liner, for which he is famously known. Lt. Cmdr. "[8] Quinton McHale (Tom Arnold) retires from the Navy only to come out of retirement to stop a terrorist (Tim Curry) who wants to blow up an island. The crazy crew of McHale decide to use their PT boat as an off-track betting parlor and run in to lots of trouble when they owe money to some marines and a horse they bought causes a Japanese sub to run aground. One man hates Bilko and he's coming to inspect the base for possible closure. The 1960s Best TV Theme Songs and Opening Credits. Vladakov has killed the men that hired him to blow up The Pentagon as his motives are finally revealed. Such goods and services include selling home-brewed beer, ice cream, and swimsuit calendars to the men of the San Ysidro Naval Base in exchange for things like medicine and satellite photos to help out the people of San Moreno. He is captured by Vladakov, but manages to jump ship. Finally, the film ends with the commendations of McHale's crew, and the promotions of Lt. Carpenter and Ensign Parker, the US Navy rebuilding the baseball field, McHale re-retiring so that he may pursue a relationship with Carpenter, and Binghamton's apparent demotion to umpire for a kids' baseball game. It is based on the 1962-1966 television series of the same name. ", "Everyone ends up in the same damned place. McHale and his crew use a pirated variety show broadcast to prevent Vladakov from stealing missile launch codes and entertain the villagers. Like all Movies based on TV shows, a person from the original must make a cameo.
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