Blue Steel? His pained groan is everything. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career. Along the way, viewers learn that being a male model is tough, especially when all of your roommates die in a freak gasoline fight accident and you have to give their eugoogooly at the funeral, then someone offers you a center for ants instead of a Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Learn How to Do Others Things Good Too. Of course I'm a model." Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? It’s Will Ferrell’s phrasing – the repetition of Hansel’s name – that makes this line a gem. His little smile as it comes on; his realisation that everyone thinks he’s a joke. I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! Here, his roommates are trying to cheer up Derek after he’s lost out to rival Hansel (Owen Wilson). J.P. Zoolander: And all he had to do was turn left. Derek ponders if there's more to life than being nice on the eyes, much to the confusion of his model housemates. —Derek, The Pressures of Being a Political 'First', Amy Coney Barrett and the Myth of the Working Mom, The 20 Most Iconic Coats in Movie History, This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses. I can't turn left. ", Mugatu: "SHUT UP! Your male modeling?!? So practice your Blue Steel, your La Tigra and of course your Magnum. It later became somewhat of a cult favorite and attracted such a strong following that Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and many others have signed on to produce a sequel, set to hit theaters in 2013. The world's greatest hand model. —Derek Zoolander Will Ferrell losing his shit is a classic Ferrell-movie trope, but it’s rarely as satisfying as this. Throughly Modern '90s: Vintage Looks to Inspire, Patrick Varone Takes On Spring's Hottest Trends, Myla Dalbesio on Her New Calvin Klein Campaign and the 'Trend' of Plus Size Modeling, The Best Looks From New York Fashion Week: Spring 2015. Zoolander: I'm not an ambi-turner. All I ever wanted to do was make you proud of me, pop." A flawless few seconds of the film. You're dead to me boy. —
Hansel, 3) "People come up to me all the time and say 'you should be a model,' or 'you look just like a model,' or 'maybe you should try to be a man who models.' It gets worse when you're not an ambi-turner, you know, someone who can't turn left, and you're brainwashed at a day, spelled D-A-I-Y-E, spa. Assuming he’s won the award for best male model, he goes up to the stage and begins making a speech – while the real winner, Hansel, stands behind him. "Zoolander" movie quotes allow viewers to get inside the head of three-time male model of the year Derek Zoolander as he ponders the important things, like if there is more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. Matilda: What do you mean? Harper's BAZAAR participates in various affiliate marketing programs, which means we may get paid commissions on editorially chosen products purchased through our links to retailer sites. The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Zoolander: I know that hand. Zoolander was released 15 years ago today (September 28). It’s tragic, but it’s also very lol. Derek Zoolander: (Looks at the tiny scale model of the proposed center) "What is this?!? Larry Zoolander: "With what?!? Le Tigra? © 2020 NME is a member of the media division of BandLab Technologies. Ferrari? What have you done, Derek? Derek tries to match up to his rival Hansel and does a massive wedgie on himself. The greatest, funniest, and most iconic movie and TV quotes from your all-time favorite comedies (and a few you probably haven’t seen). It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique." I just thank the lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid." It's a problem I had since I was a baby. It gets worse when you're not an ambi-turner, you know, someone who can't turn left, and you're brainwashed at a day, spelled D-A-I-Y-E, spa. How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?" I think the only good thing about it would be there'd be no turns." 1) "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" (coughs) "MERMAN! Mugatu: "Let's get back to the reason that we're really here. —Derek. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Zoolander Turn Left animated GIFs to your conversations. And I plan on finding out what that is.". Derek Zoolander: "Merman!" As awesome as these funny "Zoolander" quotes are, the film was considered somewhat of a flop when it was first released. Ah, poor Derek Zoolander is finally offered his own center for kids who can't read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too, but in a confused state has no idea that the scale model he's shown of the building is only a tiny model, not the actual finished product. And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?" 1) "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" —Derek, 4) "Let me show you Derelicte. Derek Zoolander: "I wanted to create a new life for myself. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! The legend did a cameo as himself in the film, in which he suddenly turned up to judge Zoolander and Hansel’s walk-off. —Derek, 8) Derek Zoolander: "What say we settle this on the runway...Han-Solo? —Derek Zoolander, 2) "I'm sorry that good looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself." NOTHING! They go to get a pick-me-up Orange Mocha Frappuccino, which ends with an explosive petrol fight tragedy. The world's defining voice in music and pop culture since 1952. The 40 Funniest Christmas Movies of All Time, Francesca Scorsese Is Making a Name for Herself, Zoe Lister-Jones Talks 'The Craft: Legacy', What is this? Will Ferrell’s Mugatu is a horrible epitome of rich, capricious fashion execs. A surprise 2001: A Space Odyssey reference embedded in the film. It was in the fall 1973 Bulova watch catalog. Derek Zoolander: "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. Larry Zoolander: "Why'd you have to come back to this town?" Right as it's time for Derek Zoolander to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia, he stops, much to the displeasure of Mugatu, who follows with a lengthy tirade about everything from inventing the piano key necktie eons ago to how Derek Zoolander looks are all the same. I'd like to do this forever. We may earn commission on some of the items you choose to buy. A center for ants?! …and the walk-off itself. A center for ants?!?" Mugatu: "What?" Starring the likes of Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell and Christine Taylor, "Zoolander" provides a look into the competitive world of male modeling, Two models, Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson), go from being sworn enemies to joining forces to stop an evil assassination attempt by clothing designer Jacobim Mugatu to kill the Prime Rib Roast, erm, Prime Minister of Malaysia.
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